I wasn't looking for this. What is this? I don't know. You know I was doing just fine by myself on my own. Then you came and swept me up and now I'm done so done. Falling madly deeply I Surprise myself enough to find That what's become this love. Thank you for not letting go When I said Let me go. I wasn't looking for this, and now I'm done, I'm done.

Je voyais tant de potentiel dans ce couple. Le retour de notre cher
Owen dans cette saison m'avait redonné plein d'espoir. Espoir qui
a disparu presque aussi rapidement qu'il était arrivé. La fin d'un
couple qui n'en était même pas un. En guise de consolation, un
bisou sur la joue. On s'en contentera, ou pas. J'reste sur ma fin!


Brooke: Hi!
Owen: I liked it better when you were naked.
Brooke: I liked it better when you were a guy I thought I could count on. I'm sorry. I should've never let you bring me presents. If I wasn't totally sure I saw a future with us.
Owen: What do you see now?
Brooke: I see my foster child acting like a total idiot. I have my work cut out for me with that one.
Owen: Brooke. I'm crazy about you.
Brooke: And I think you are a truly great guy. Who has the potential to be a great boyfriend.
Owen: Just not your boyfriend.
Brooke: I didn't say that. It's just that right now, I have the opportunity to be a great role model for Sam, and that means I have to put her first.
Owen: I can respect that. What about down the road?
Brooke: For a guy like you... I might just come crawling back. I'll see ya.
Owen: Hey. Playstation, pizza, pinball, pie. My video game, fast food, arcade, and dessert preferences.
Brooke: I'll keep those in mind.


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# Posté le vendredi 28 novembre 2008 14:25

Modifié le samedi 29 novembre 2008 06:46

ce blog va reprendre, doucement, mais surrement!

ce blog va reprendre, doucement, mais surrement!

Mlle Millie retrouve Gigi (l'intello du lycée et accessoirement ex de Mouth), dans
le lit de son homme. Inquiétant à première vue, mais figurez vous que son
homme, lui, ne dort pas dans le lit, mais sur le canapé, dans le salon. Ou
est le problème me direz-vous? Et bien si, il y un problème. En effet, cette
même Gigi, s'est métamorphosée en une espèce de bombasse aguicheuse...


Brooke: No. whatever it is, I can't deal with another store incident.
Millicent: There was a girl in my bed.
Brooke: Are you coming out?
Millicent: No, it was Gigi ! She was in my be !
Brooke: Wait. you're a three-way with the hot high-school ex? Really?
Millicent: Actually, Marvin and Gigi had a slumber party last night. I walked in this morning And found that tramp-faced whore slut bitch in my bed!
Brooke: With Mouth?
Millicent: No, he was on the couch!
Brooke: So, then, what's the problem?
Millicent: Do you think he cheated?
Brooke: Millie, you and Mouth are, like, head-over-heels for each other. Why would he want to screw that up?
Millicent: Maybe because I don't sleep with him?
Brooke: What?
Millicent: I'm a virgin and Mouth isn't and I'm sure he has needs and what if he fulfilled them?
Brooke: Back up a second. You're a virgin? You live together and you share a bed and you are still... intact? Well, you do the other stuff, though, right? Like, you know, the j's, "h" or "b"?
Millicent: ...
Brooke: Nothing at all?
Millicent: ...
Brooke: It's like finding a bigfoot or a unicorn or something!
Millicent: Maybe I should just have sex with him.
Brooke: No, no, no. it is not all about sex. Trust me. That boy loves you for exactly who you are. You just need to go home, and you need to talk to him about this, okay?
Millicent: Okay.
Brooke: Okay.
Millicent: Thanks, Brooke.
Brooke: So, not even...
Millicent: No.
Brooke: Waouh!

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# Posté le mercredi 26 novembre 2008 16:31

Modifié le samedi 06 décembre 2008 10:24

OBAMAAAAAAA!


YES WE CAN DUDE!


Oth est de nouveau OTH les amis! But I just have no time at all! Sorry...

Si vous voulez des scènes particulières, demandez, et je verrais ce qu'on peut faire!
ou si vous vous proposez carrément pour faire des articles :D

Bizousssssssssssss!
OBAMAAAAAAA!
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# Posté le mercredi 05 novembre 2008 03:27

Modifié le dimanche 16 novembre 2008 15:01

Take my hand, I'll take the lead. And every turn will be safe with me. Don't be afraid, afraid to fall. You know I'll catch you threw it all. And you can't keep us apart (even a thousand miles, can't keep us apart). 'Cause my heart is wherever you are. It's like catching lightning the chances of finding someone like you. It's one in a million, the chances of feeling the way we do. And with every step together, we just keep on getting better...

Take my hand, I'll take the lead. And every turn will be safe with me. Don't be afraid, afraid to fall. You know I'll catch you threw it all. And you can't keep us apart (even a thousand miles, can't keep us apart). 'Cause my heart is wherever you are. It's like catching lightning the chances of finding someone like you. It's one in a million, the chances of feeling the way we do. And with every step together, we just keep on getting better...

Oui, ceci est bien un remix de la célèbre pub AXE, et
donc du célèbre BOW CHiCKA BOW WOW... Notez bien
que ce remix est effectué par nos Pornstars, et que le
"bow chicka bow wow" est, à l'origine, une verbalisation
de la musique de fond des films pornos des années 70.
Nos Pornstars sont donc définitivement des stars du Porno ^^.



Haley: Hey.
Lucas: Hey. What's up?
Haley: Oh, I just dropped off the little monster at Brooke's for the sleepover, and, it's just Nathan and I tonight.
Lucas: BOW CHICKA BOW BOW.
Haley: Very funny. Actually, I was thinking about playing a little piano, taking a nice long bath.
Lucas: And then. BOW CHICKA BOW. Sorry.
Haley: Speaking of bad pornos, how was your movie offer?
Lucas: Nice. No, I don't know. I'm actually about to go meet the producer to talk about it.
Haley: So, you think you're gonna do it?
Lucas: My agent thinks I'd be crazy not to.
Haley: Cool. 'Cause I was thinking of Ellen Page for me.
Lucas: And I was thinking Ellen page for Mia.
Haley: Mia? She's not even in your book.
Lucas: Right. I just thought I'd write her in.
Haley: Great. That little brat steals my life, and now she steals my wish-list actor.
Lucas: And not to mention I'm totally screwing with you. So, how you doing with slamball?
Haley: You know, I've got a husband with a bad back, and he's playing a game called slamball, so you just let me know when I can breathe again.
Lucas: Haley, he's gonna be okay. Look, nathan wants what he wants, but he's gonna do it smarter this time. I mean, he knows that he has the best wife and son ever to consider in all this.
Haley: Yeah. He has been really sweet through all of it. In fact, I think I'm gonna go home and visit with my sweet husband.
Lucas & Haley: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW.



HOBHOBLa vidéo: ICI! {merci Nati!}



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# Posté le mercredi 29 octobre 2008 15:04

Modifié le samedi 29 novembre 2008 06:50

c'est l'automne, et le blog se fanne. L'article bidon de la semaine.


DON'T FORGET TO HOES UP YOUR LIFE!


If I was a flower growing wild and free, All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow. And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire. And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.
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# Posté le jeudi 02 octobre 2008 14:22

Modifié le samedi 04 octobre 2008 08:53

Staring out into the world across the street. You hate the way your life turned out to be. There's only hate. There's only tears. There's only pain. There is no love here. Oh so what will you do? There's only lies. There's only fears. There's only pain. There is no love here. There's nothing left to salvage. Kick the door cause this is over. Get me out of here...


Enfin une explication sur les raisons de cette froideur,
et de ce manque d'affection de la part de Bitchtoria. Ce
ne sont peut être pas des excuses valables de la part
d'une mère, mais ce sont des excuses suffisantes pour
que Brooke comprenne que rien n'était de sa faute, et
c'est déja pas mal. BTW, magnifique interprétations :D


Brookie: Someone died last week. And I wasn't close to him, but my friends were, and yet, in the midstof all their grief, I felt nothing. I just felt cold. And I realized I'm turning into the one person I do not want to become. I'm turning into you.
Bitchtoria: What do you want me to say, Brooke? That I was a failure as a mother? You got everything you wanted.
Brookie: Except your love.
Bitchtoria: When I was your age, I dreamed of having a clothing line, of having a business. Of all the things you have. But I stupidly fell in love. And one morning, your father and I got a little surprise. I told him I didn't want kids. It was never the plan. But he wanted a son more than anything. And as soon as I got fat, he had an excuse to jump into any bed he wanted. And when we had our little baby girl, I made sure I would never be pregnant again. If I couldn't have my dream, your father couldn't have his, either. I probably took it out on you a little too much along the way, but you know what? You should be thanking me for giving you life. Do you understand that?
Brookie: I do thank you. Because now I know it wasn't my fault. It was never my fault. I'm calling the lawyers tomorrow, and I'm divesting my interests in clothes over bros, the magazine, the line. You can have everything. Congratulations, Victoria. Now you have a company and no daughter. You got your dream.


{Transcript by me, so don't touch please, even if i know someone's gonna take it, i'm just saying...}


don't forget hoesylicious, mise à jour quotidienne!



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# Posté le mercredi 24 septembre 2008 04:17

Modifié le vendredi 26 septembre 2008 15:22

bitchtoria's out & jamie's still funny!


Si Jamie laisse Nate embrasser sa mère, pourquoi Nate
ne laisserait pas Skills embrasser la sienne? C'est vrai ça, ce
n'est qu'une question de logique après tout, et Jamie semble
l'avoir bien compris. Il en use même pour essayer de recoller les
morceaux entre sa Nanny Deb et son Uncle Skills. Si c'est pas chou...


Jamie: Is it because she was kissing Uncle Skills?
Nathan: You knew about that?
Jamie: Yeah, they tried to pretend he was getting something out of her eye but they were just being mushy.
Nathan: And how does it feel to be scarred for life?
Jamie: Fine. I like Nanny Deb and I like Uncle Skills so what if they like each other?
Nathan: It's a little more complicated than that. Nanny Deb is also my mom.
Jamie: Yeah, but I let you kiss My mom.
(réflexion intense de Nate, tentant desespérément de trouver quelque chose à dire)
Nathan: Eat your soup.


& les quotes qui m'ont marqués:
_ Brooke: Congratulations, Victoria, now you have a company and no daughter. You got your dream.
_ Carrie: It's a good thing you can't talk, Chester. Otherwise, you'd be my dinner tonight. Mmmmm... tasty.


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# Posté le mardi 23 septembre 2008 16:07

Modifié le mardi 23 septembre 2008 16:23

Nobody knows, Nobody knows but me That I sometimes cry If I could pretend that I'm asleep. When my tears start to fall I peek out from behind these walls. I think nobody knows. Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown? And I've lost my way back home. I think nobody knows no. I said nobody knows. Nobody cares.

Nobody knows, Nobody knows but me That I sometimes cry If I could pretend that I'm asleep. When my tears start to fall I peek out from behind these walls. I think nobody knows. Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown? And I've lost my way back home. I think nobody knows no. I said nobody knows. Nobody cares.

Leur première scène ensemble depuis des millénaire, il était temps.
Miss Hoes & Mister Bros 2008 débarquent sur nos écran pour nous
faire partager un scène pleine de belles paroles, et pour une fois,
c'est Nate qui parle, alors chuuuut, on se tait, et on regarde :D

Brooke: Who is it?
Nathan: Nathan.
Brooke: Hi, Nate. Come on in. It's a tough day, huh?
Nathan: Yeah.
Brooke: I wish there was something I could do for you or Haley or Jamie.
Nathan: Well, actually, we were wondering if there's anything we could do for you.
Brooke: How do you mean why me?
Nathan: Well, I know that your mom has been pulling some stuff with the company, and -- I don't know and I guess having dealt with parent insanity, I just wanted to check your head and see how you're doing.
Brooke: I'm fine. Really.
Nathan: That sounds like something I would say. Look, this thing with losing Quentin is ... it's hard.
And I have a feeling it's gonna be a pretty prominent thing in our lives for a while. It doesn't mean that your problems are any less important, that all of us aren't here for you.
Brooke: Look, like I said ...
Nathan: ... You're fine. You can handle it. It's all good. Look, I hope that's true, and maybe it is, but... the thing is, the two of us have been down very similar roads. I mean, we were in the same cliques first. We both felt the same pressures, same expectations. Our parents were like children, and we both grew into kind of bad versions of ourselves way too fast. So I think you know I get it.
Brooke: They never really gave us a chance, did they ... our parents?
Nathan: They didn't know how. Look, the thing is, you made your dream happen, all right ? And even though I didn't quite get there, when it was taken away from me, I dealt with it alone. That was stupid, selfish, and wrong. So if your mom tries to take your dream away from you and you feel that same pain I did I've sort of been there, okay ? I'm gonna be kind of pissed off if you don't come talk to me about it. Anyway, thank you for coming today. It means a lot. I know you didn't know Quentin, but ... it doesn't surprise me that you're thinking about other people when all this stuff is going on with you. That's not bad for a girl who never had a chance. Come here ! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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# Posté le dimanche 21 septembre 2008 10:55